Girl Genius

I hope you like your women like your sugar.
Brown. Raw. Unrefined.
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frankieclasson:

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It’s so comforting to know I’m not the only one out there.

honeyandtoast:

Gloves are so necessary.

Not only functional (warmth, germz) but I love when I would wear gloves on a cool night in Florida with something shorter sleeved and when people inevitably would ax me about it I’d either, 1.) tell them I’m up to something like OJ and isotoners or 2.) take one off and slap them to challenge them to a duel (believe me, it *sounds* like it would hurt but it doesn’t. I’ve done it with leather gloves a million times).
Also, if you haven’t already, follow my buddy Beth because she’s a cockteasing lesbian. Hahaha one of my favourite memories of Beth is when we lived in the same apartment complex & were hanging out at the pool with various friends, roos, & my then-bf. Lil’ Ms. Perfect-Body came outside to tan & EAT A PICKLE IN SLOW MOTION. I just looked at her in the eyes with the “REALLY??!?!” face and told her to stay away from my boyfriend. We then immediately cracked up before I abruptly stopped laughing and said, “Seriously.” Hahaha. oh Melrose Face*. I miss living there sometimes.
*5 of us friends lived in an apartment complex where there was a pool in the center, a la Melrose Place. Imagine the drama of me being the only straight person amongst Hot twinkie jungle fever couple, said lipstick lesbian & snarky gay waiter. Fag hag.

honeyandtoast:

Gloves are so necessary.

Not only functional (warmth, germz) but I love when I would wear gloves on a cool night in Florida with something shorter sleeved and when people inevitably would ax me about it I’d either, 1.) tell them I’m up to something like OJ and isotoners or 2.) take one off and slap them to challenge them to a duel (believe me, it *sounds* like it would hurt but it doesn’t. I’ve done it with leather gloves a million times).

Also, if you haven’t already, follow my buddy Beth because she’s a cockteasing lesbian. Hahaha one of my favourite memories of Beth is when we lived in the same apartment complex & were hanging out at the pool with various friends, roos, & my then-bf. Lil’ Ms. Perfect-Body came outside to tan & EAT A PICKLE IN SLOW MOTION. I just looked at her in the eyes with the “REALLY??!?!” face and told her to stay away from my boyfriend. We then immediately cracked up before I abruptly stopped laughing and said, “Seriously.” Hahaha. oh Melrose Face*. I miss living there sometimes.

*5 of us friends lived in an apartment complex where there was a pool in the center, a la Melrose Place. Imagine the drama of me being the only straight person amongst Hot twinkie jungle fever couple, said lipstick lesbian & snarky gay waiter. Fag hag.

stuffmygirlfriendsays:

“I only like it when I know you don’t want it. Consensual cuddling is so bland.”

Rooftop.

alottacash:

cosmic-dust:

cavesoflilith:

Now, it may not actually be the color blue, (or maybe it will) but it will be a blue moon. The next one won’t be until August 2012.

[I know; boring random fact]

once in a blue moon. time to do something crazy

something crazy like play rock band with my boyfriend till 2010. WHOOOOOOOOO

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Ven diagram I made. you don’t want to know what this is about. YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW. I’ll just say I put the C-U-M in circumference.

LET’S MAKE OUT - oatmeal and fuchsia- 16 inch recycled felt applique pillow by alexandraferguson on Etsy

I’m too autistic to say this to a boy so maybe I should employ my furniture to do the flirting for me. (For the record, I think this could’ve been done better, better leading so it’s more readable from all angles? Ron Burgandy? I’m not much of a typographer so mleh.)

  • What are you doing today?
  • Packing & working
  • Packing to move? : (
  • No, just for a trip to Chicago
  • So I can still fall in love with you. Noted.
  • I am moving.
  • I know, but I don't know how set your plans are.
  • Well the toothpick doesn't pull out dry, but it's baking.